Monday, 8 June 2015

By an OTB reader

This write up was by makinde David,a 200level student of zoology,university of Lagos for his course mates.....its really nice and funny

"Father  lord i thank you for this great semester  ����������
We are greatful that FST  is tha supremo
thanks for been there for PHILIP  even thoh yabatech wan kill the guy he is still coping  fine������
Greatful that we can see the INVISIBLE ��
thanks for your prophet  in the dept. PASTOR DEMI ⛪
and your  prophetess BRIDGET  AND DEBORAH
God please make DAVIDOVI TALL  same way you made  ANITA, TOBI  , DEBBY ,  and DUNSI  fat    for only you oh God can do incredible things 
thoh CASHKID2MUCH is off campus  and a lot calm this semester  STEPHAN is balling  well VIKINSOR  is probly   smiling  
It is awesome   in our house how you brought FATHERFUCKERS  together  this year and giving them each a babe in the dept.  how wonderful is your name
Gbenga is a nice  cook ������ his food is DEBBYLICIOUS   the first time i ate  IT  is it was ADUN������  i shouted  HAWUACIOUS
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Well God i made some mistakes this semester in the hod games  that relay i ran  i should have allowed  GABBY to run it it was selfishness oh lord  ������

Am very greatful for the d.e student that came to over throne me from the dept. shortest   ������

GOD is  it okay if i ask you to remove height  inches ���� from ARINZE ,  ERIC , KELLZ  oh no i mean NIYI no    father i wanted to say  REBECCA  .... please it was a mistake ooo don't remove from kELLZ and NIYI   because i will be taller than them    and i want no competition  even SOGSON ���� is a threat 
BABA heal any BODY  using glasses in the dept.  i wonder how  2 out of our 4  tobi  be using glasses   help us oooh lord  ����

BABA when will KEllzBANKS open his branch in unilag  well he will  employs only women i guess   ..
GOD  i need a girlfriend  that will have hips like FADEKE ���� i swear i wont cheat on her ����

finally LOrd Give me the grace to KONTROL  my mouth 
since GBENGA ( d.e )  is bleaching and Anita is too black for my liking  PLEASE  hear my prayer  COZ i have FAITH��   i will give OPE   when  you answer me  HAJIA  ��in my dept.  will come to church to praise you 
  ....... MAkinde DAVID 
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